Cougar Love

So people who know me know that I love Jax night club. People often ask me why I love that place so much. Well most of it has to do with the fact that my buddy is the manager and I only started to go there because of him. After a few years had passed I got to know pretty much all the staff because of him and some of the after parties. So I am pretty much to the point where I can go there any night and have a good time because I will know most of the people working there.

Jax is the type of crowd that is more "mature" than most of the bars or nightclubs in the city so I like it for the fact that there aren't 18 year old girls who are more concerned with their image than having fun. If anyone is familiar with the word "cougar" and what it means, well there are a lot of cougars at Jax. My love for speaker dancing and cougars has led to some interesting nights. The best way for me to sum up how I feel when I am at Jax are the following lyrics:

She was a bottle blonde
She had her 7's on
When I think about it now
Just a cougar on the prowl
She was hotter then hell
Had me under her spell
Got that ass doin yoga
Didn't care that shes older

Got off the stage
Ended up at her place
We were burning up the bed
Fire needed to be fed
Mornin sun hit her face
Maggie May showed her age
And I remember what my Mama said

Don't talk to strangers
Don't do all your thinking with your little head
Like mama said, just like mama said
My mama said
Don't talk to strangers
Just wrap it up so you don't wind up dead
Like mama said, just like Mama said
My mama said

She likes em nice and young
She likes em fresh and hungry
With fire in her eyes
Lets you try her on for size
Show you a trick or two
To teach you somethin new
Full of bacardi and botox
Shes forty and so hot
The light of the day
Had somethin different to say
My head started to spin
When I saw her son walkin in
I'll bet he felt like a fool
Cuz I knew him from school
And I remembered what my Mama said

Don't talk to strangers
Don't do all your thinking with your little head
Like mama said, just like mama said
My mama said
Don't talk to strangers
Just wrap it up so you don't wind up dead
Like mama said, just like Mama said
My mama said

Hey pretty lady it's crazy
You're almost twice my age
I wanna dance on your body
The way I shake it on stage
Hey pretty lady it's crazy
You're almost twice my age
I wanna dance on your body
The way I shake it on stage
Hey pretty lady it's crazy
You're almost twice my age
I wanna dance on your body
The way I shake it on stage
Hey pretty lady it's crazy
You're almost twice my age
I wanna dance on your body
The way I shake it on stage

Don't talk to strangers
Don't do all the thinkin with your little head

Don't talk to strangers
Don't do all your thinking with your little head
Like mama said, just like mama said
My mama said
Don't talk to strangers
Just wrap it up so you don't wind up dead
Like mama said, just like Mama said
My mama said

When I first heard this song by Hedley I wondered if it was somehow written about me about witnessing a night of me at Jax, seems very familiar to a few nights that I've been at Jax.